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Fabula Ateului

Posted by Calea Domnului on February 7, 2012

Un ateu se plimba prin padure, minunandu-se de frumusetile naturii:

Ce copaci impresionanti! Ce rauri cristaline! Ce animale frumoase!

La un moment dat, in timp ce se relaxa, omul aude in spatele lui zgomote ciudate. Cand se intoarce vede un urs ca-n povesti: mare, frumos, sanatos si cu pofta de mancare. Ingrozit, ateul o ia la fuga, insa ursul avea conditie fizica asa ca il urmeaza constiincios… Tipul era atat de ingrozit incat la un moment dat se impiedica si cade. Ursul il apucase deja de un picior asa ca omul, paralizat de frica, racneste:

– Doamneeee!!!.

In secunda urmatoare, timpul se opri, ursul ingheta in pozitia in care se afla, padurea ramase neclintita si o lumina se revarsa din cer. Tipul, socat, auzi o voce:

– Mi-ai negat existenta toata viata, le-ai explicat si altora ca sunt un mit, ai pus toata creatia Mea pe seama intamplarii cosmice… si vrei acum sa te salvez? Pot eu sa te consider credincios cu adevarat?

Ateul se uita fix in lumina si raspunse:

– As fi ipocrit sa Iti cer brusc sa ma consideri credincios, dar poate reusesti sa faci ca ursul sa devina crestin?

– Foarte bine, raspunse vocea.

Lumina disparu, zgomotul padurii reveni. Ursul il elibera din ghearele sale, isi impreuna labele din fata si spuse:

– Doamne, binecuvinteaza aceste bucate. Amin.

 

 

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Care este singura sarbatoare a unui ateu?

Posted by Calea Domnului on April 1, 2008

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, ‘Case dismissed!’

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, ‘Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah…yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!’

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, ‘Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists’ holiday!’

The lawyer pompously said, ‘Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?’

The judge said, ‘Well it comes every year on exactly the same date—April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as ‘April Fools Day,’ consider that Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture , he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!

Way to go, Judge!

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